Thursday 21 November 2013

An impressive debut: Gibraltar 0-0 Slovakia

Gibraltar 0-0 Slovakia
Estadio Algarve, Faro, Portugal
International Friendly
19th November 2013


Well it looks as though Gibraltar aren't destined to become a Worst in the World as they sealed a magnificent 0-0 draw with Slovakia in their first official international.  Official in terms of being a UEFA member that is.  They aren't members of FIFA so technically wouldn't have a world ranking anyway, but avoiding defeat means there is no debate about whether they are one of our basement boys or not.

Friday 1 November 2013

Gibraltar Announce First Official Fixtures



While we are yet to know if FIFA will accept Gibraltar as a full member, and therefore give them a World Ranking, UEFA’s newest national team have announced their first set of official UEFA sanctioned fixtures.

These matches are preparation for Gibraltar’s first foray into European Championship qualification, the draw for which will take place early in 2014.

The following fixtures have been arranged:

19th November 2013       Faro, Portugal                                    v. Slovakia
1st March 2014                   Victoria Stadium, Gibraltar           v. Faroe Islands
5th March 2014                   Victoria Stadium, Gibraltar           v. Estonia
26th May 2014                    Tallinn, Estonia                                  v. Estonia


Saturday 19 October 2013

A European Nations’ League?



It emerged recently that a suggestion made at UEFA’s latest summit meeting was to replace international friendly dates with a European Nations’ League, perhaps made up of nine division of six, with promotion and relegation.


This seems great for the top nations, with a regular supply of enticing fixtures, but seems rather less alluring to the middle ranked nations.  Playing the other mid ranked teams for the prospect of climbing from Division 6 to Division 5 isn’t the stuff of dreams.

But what about the minnows?  Imagine a Division 9 made up of Liechtenstein, Faroe Islands, Malta, Andorra, San Marino and Gibraltar.  Regular matches between these teams would surely provide a chance of gradual improvement, more so than being thrashed by even mid-ranking teams as happens to San Marino in particular.

World Cup Qualifier: San Marino 0-8 Ukraine



15th October 2013
San Marino 0-8 Ukraine
World Cup Qualifier
Stadio Olimpico, Serravalle, San Marino (Att. 1,268)


Well at least it wasn’t 9 again.  That’s about all I can say about that.  What was 9 however, was the number of players San Marino had left on the pitch by the end – red cards for Mirko Palazzi and Alessandro Della Valle.

Both of those players also gave away penalties, Della Valle in the first half to allow Ukraine to open the scoring after 13 minutes, and Palazzi n the second, for which he earned his marching orders with over half an hour still to go.  Della Valle’s red card came in the final minute for a second yellow in the aftermath of Ukraine’s 8th goal.

It wasn’t enough for Ukraine to take the top spot in the group and automatic qualification, thanks to England’s 2-0 win over Poland, but they head into the play offs with plenty of hooting practice under their belts.

As for San Marino, they of course showed only glimpses of endeavour.  On one occasion having gone a goal behind they did send several players up field for an attacking free kick.  What happened?  Ukraine cleared the free kick, broke quickly into the sparsely populated San Marino half and promptly scored their second, while the San Marino defence tried to hurry back and re-organise.

Even when they try and score it just results in another goal against.

So the end of another campaign sees San Marino with another 10 straight defeats to their name, and a minus 53 goal difference to boot.  They did of course manage 1 goal against Poland recently, but other than that it was a total blank all round.

Where do they go from here?  Well the facile answer is that they go into a European Championship qualifying campaign and do it all over again.  But more than that, surely they need some other focus for their footballing ambitions?  Being humped on a regular basis can’t be fun.  What is to be lost by some of Europe’s true minnows arranging a few friendly fixtures against each other to at least have the opportunity to play some more attacking football once in a while?  And perhaps there would even be the chance of a victory every now and then.  Otherwise, just what is the point?

I’m not saying this trying to suggest that San Marino shouldn’t be taking part.  Quite the opposite in fact.  They, and all other nations, should be encouraged to compete as best they can in World Cup and European Championships alike.  But in addition to that an opportunity to try and win a few other games might be a worthwhile exercise, not only for trying to climb off the foot of the world rankings.

San Marino face difficulties that our other basement boys, Bhutan and Turks & Caicos Islands, don’t have, namely never competitively facing opposition that is not far above their standard and therefore potentially beatable.  They will always be in a different group from all other minnows and facing far bigger teams.  Defeat will follow defeat.

Similarly tiny Gibraltar will be on the UEFA scene shortly.  Surely a challenge match between San Marino and Gibraltar is the stuff of dreams for champions of the underdog?  I can only dream.

Final Group H Standings

1.            England                                Pl. 10     Pts. 22
2.            Ukraine                                10           21
3.            Montenegro      10           15
4.            Poland                  10           13
5.            Moldova              10           11
6.            San Marino         10           0

World Cup Qualifier: Moldova 3-0 San Marino



11t October 2013
Moldova 3-0 San Marino
World Cup Qualifier
Zimbru Stadium, Chisinau, Moldova (Att. 5,000)


San Marino didn’t do too badly in Chisinau on Friday, lasting at 0-0 until beyond half-time.  Unfortunately a repeat of last month’s goal scoring heroics wasn’t to be, and ten minutes into the second half Moldova finally got their breakthrough.

Viorel Frunza beat Aldo Simoncini, who was restored to the team between the San Marino posts, after good work from Alexandru Antoniuc.  Sidorenco added a second after another goal mouth scramble, before banging home the third himself a minute from time.

So all in all not a bad showing from San Marino; a goalless first half, and keeping the score to 2 before the final minute.  No goals scored though, for shame.

Group H now looks like this...

England                                Pl. 9        Pts. 19
Ukraine                                9              18
Montenegro      9              15
Poland                  9              13
Moldova              9              8
San Marino         9              0

All that remains now is for San Marino to act as sacrificial lambs to the slaughter against Ukraine on Tuesday night.  Ukraine will of course need a win to try and steal top spot from England, who face Poland on the same night.

Can San Marino avoid another 9 goal humping?  Let’s hope so.

End of the World – October 2013



San Marino’s final two fixtures in this World Cup campaign take place in the coming days, with a visit to the next worst team in the group, Moldova, on Friday followed by a home match with Ukraine next week.

Coming off a goal scoring performance last time out against Poland, San Marino will be looking to repeat the unlikely feat in Chisinau.  Surely they can’t bang in another one can they?

They’ve not managed to breach the Moldovan net in four previous meetings so hopes aren’t high, but Moldova are rather inept themselves so let’s not rule out all hope.

Earlier in this campaign, Moldova came to Serravalle and won 2-0, so I would hope that San Marino can at the very least keep the game fairly competitive.  The first meeting between the two was even closer, a mere 1-0 defeat in 2000. 

Previous meetings:
26th April 2000    Friendly                                Serravalle            San Marino 0-1 Moldova
12th Oct 2010      EC Qual                 Serravalle            San Marino 0-2 Moldova
11th Oct 2011      EC Qual                 Chisinau               Moldova 4-0 San Marino
16th Oct 2012      WC Qual               Serravalle            San Marino 0-2 Moldova

But then lurking a few days later is a meeting with mighty Ukraine, who of course hammered San Marino 9-0 only last month.  Let’s just say that anything less than that will be a decent outcome for San Marino.  Ukraine will go into this game needing a win to try and steal top spot, and automatic qualification, from England, so they are unlikely to let up on our hapless heroes.

Previous meetings:
6th Sept 2013      WC Qual               Lviv                        Ukraine 9-0 San Marino