Worst In The World: World Cup Qualifier: Ukraine 9-0 San Marino

Saturday 19 October 2013

World Cup Qualifier: Ukraine 9-0 San Marino

6^th September 2013

Ukraine 9-0 San Marino

World Cup Qualifier

Arena Lviv, Lviv, Ukraine (Att. 34,000)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/10292206/Ukraine-9-San-Marino-0-match-report.html

A full house in Lviv came expecting to see blood, and that’s exactly what they got. In fact it was Ukraine’s biggest ever international win in their 20 or so years of history. It’s no coincidence that this was also their first match against San Marino.

For Ukraine this served as useful target practice ahead of next week’s rather bigger match with England, but for San Marino it was never going to be anything other than a futile attempt at stemming the tide.

Federico Valentini was picked in goal and did his best, but of course his best was never going to be good enough. His goal was breached for the first time after 10 minutes, and the ninth and final goal came in stoppage time.

I’ll not trouble you by going through every goal, but they can be witnessed in all their glory here...

So it’s on to Tuesday and Poland at home for the poor Sammarinese. Quite what they took from this game I don’t know. Five bookings is their most notable stat. The only way is up from here.

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