Worst In The World: Magnificent Montserrat!

Friday, 22 March 2013

Magnificent Montserrat!

9th September 2012

Stade Pierre Aliker, Fort-de-France, Martinique. Att. 120

British Virgin Islands 0-7 Montserrat

Well I don’t know what to say! Not only have Montserrat avoided defeat for the first time since joining FIFA in 1996, they’ve also got a first win and done it in fine style. A 7-0 victory is simply astounding.

The breakthrough came with an own goal after half an hour from Jamal Sargeant, which was swiftly followed by a brace from Marlon Campbell, after which there was no looking back.

Four more second half goals followed and I can only hope that the Montserrat team went on an almighty bender after this as they certainly earned it.

British Virgin Islands (0) 0

Montserrat (3) 7 Jamal Sargeant o.g. 33, Marlon Campbell 35, 45, Darryl Roach 49, Bradley Woods-Gamess 53, Ellis Remy 71, 87

British Virgin Islands – Desire Butler (Vesquever Frett 68), Gregory James, Jevone Demming, Rushedo Robinson, Andre Ryan, Troy Caesar, Javier Smith (Christopher Telemaque 36), Jamal Sargeant, James Shearman, Fladimir Septus (Errol Wellington 59), Carlos Septus

Montserrat – Jermaine Sweeney, Nyron Dyer, Marlon Campbell, Clifford Newy-Harris, Dean Mason, Dale Lee, Darryl Roach (Ellis Remy 70), Terrell Miller, Kelvin Ponde, Junior Mendes, Bradley Woods-Gamess (Jaylee Hodgson 55)

In the other match, Suriname fought from 2-0 down to grab a late equaliser and draw 2-2 with Martinique, a result which sends both teams through to the next round of qualification. Montserrat finish a hugely creditable third, and more importantly will be saying farewell to Worst in the World status in the next FIFA rankings.

Final Standings: Pl. GD Pts.

1. Martinique 3 +21 7

2. Suriname 3 +10 7

3. Montserrat 3 -4 3

4. British Virgin Islands 3 -27 0

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