Worst In The World: They nearly scored! But didn’t. Poland 5-0 San Marino

Thursday, 28 March 2013

They nearly scored! But didn’t. Poland 5-0 San Marino

26^th March 2013

Stadion Narodowy, Warsaw

World Cup Qualifier – Poland 5-0 San Marino

A glance at the scoreline suggests the usual surrender to a stronger team, albeit with the goals account count not getting as high as might have been feared.

But behind the scoreline there were a few incidents of real note for San Marino. Firstly, Aldo Simoncini in goal made several decent stops, a couple of which were in the firsts 10 minutes alone. And secondly, a last minute breakaway saw Danilo RInaldi clean through on goal with only Artur Boruc to beat, and a chance to make a piece of Sammarinese footballing history.

Sadly it wasn’t to be. Artur Boruc spoiled it for everyone who isn’t Polish by racing out and staying big to stop Rinaldi’s shot from getting past him. So affronted were the Poles at this nasty showck that they went straight down the other end and banged in their fifth goal from Jakub Kosecki.

The initial breakthrough had come with a penalty, one of two in the match both scored by Robert Lewandowski. The other two came from Lukasz Piszczek and Lukasz Teodorczyk.

So San Marino fell to another heavy defeat, and also now are officially eliminated from the World Cup. Unsurprisingly they are the first European side to be eliminated, but are not alone. Also returning their Brazilian brochures after Tuesday’s matches are Andorra and Scotland.

Poland (2) 5 Lewandowski 21 (pen), 50 (pen), Piszczek 28, Teodorczyk 61, Kosecki 90+2

San Marino (0) 0

Poland – Artur Boruc, Bartosz Salamon, Eugen Polanski, Gregorz Krychowiak, Robert Lewandowski, Jakob Wawrzyniak, Kamil Glik (Jakub Kosecki 46), Adiran Mierzejewski, Kamil Grosicki, Arkadiusz Milik (Lukasz Teodorczyk 59), Lukasz Piszczek

San Marino – Aldo Simoncini, Alex Della Valle (Lorenzo Buscarini 80), Mirko Palazzi, Fabio Vitaioli, Alessandro Della Valle, Gianluca Bollini (Simone Bacciocchi 57), Matteo Vittaioli, Fabio Bollini, Matteo Coppini, Andy Selva (Danilo Rinaldi 51), Alex Gasperoni

Other Group H results:

Montenegro 1-1 England

Ukraine 2-1 Moldova

Current Standings: Pl. Pts.

1. Montenegro 6 14

2. England 6 12

3. Poland 5 8

4. Ukraine 5 8

5. Moldova 6 4

6. San Marino 6 0

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